Voicemail (Personal)

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  1. Hello there, [your name] is unable to take your call at the moment, so please leave a message and your contact number, I’m sure they’ll return your call at their earliest convenience.
  2. Obviously, my mate [your name] cannae take your call, or maybe he disnae knaw yer number so leave a message…and see if yer wan o’ they scammers, ye can get it right up ye!
  3. Listen! Ma wee pal [your name] cannae answer the phone the noo, coz he’s oot partying with the Tartan Army! Leave a message and he’ll call you back when he sobers up!
  4. Hello, aye, hello… oh sorry, no the person your phoning can’t take your call right now but leave your name and number, they’ll get back to you…
  5. Good day! My friend, [your name] can’t come to the phone right now as he is at this point, placing a traffic cone on the head of a statue. If he doesn’t fall off and break his legs, he will get back to you unless this is a sales call and then he’ll be sticking that cone up where the sun doesn’t shine. This is Crawford MacKenzie, for Reporting Scotland, in [your town]
  6. Ye've reached the phone o' [your name] a proud new member o' the Tartan Army. At the moment [he's/she's they're] either in Miami, Boston, or some wee village nobody's ever heard o' that's suddenly full o' kilts and traffic cones. Leave a message and he'll get back tae ye once he's found where he left his passport.
  7. Thank you for calling [your name] CEO of the Traffic Cone Help Line. If you’re calling about a statue that does not yet have a cone for a hat, then please leave your message with details and someone will attend to it promptly.